I borrowed this (shamelessly) from a loop I belong to. Don't worry, it's not like its copyrighted or anything like that. It's funny, though. *g*
An old couple who hadn't
celebrated Halloween in a long time
decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped
naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't
go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like and so can
you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out
stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?"
and he replies,
"Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a
dick-tator."
*wink*
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